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Overview
With new technologies arriving everyday, it is imperative for all of our favorite brands to adapt & chart a new path into the bright future...
And now your favorite coin company has taken that step...
Introducing...Copeland Crypto
The most new way to invest in amazing magic!
How does it work?
By digitally minting the currency we accept as payment for our products, we have created an intriguing (although some may say unnecessary) method of purchasing new magic.
Imagine you've been eyeing the new Copeland Coin Shell...
Or a Copeland Coin Box, the one that keeps turning heads and making beautiful magic!
In the past you would go to pull out your typical credit card from your typical wallet from your typical pocket to place your order...
NO MORE
Now instead of dealing with all those TYPICAL methods of payment, you can use Copeland Crypto!
It really is the most new way to pay!
The Fine Print
- It's such the most amazing way to pay, it's limited to the first 50 early adaptors until we get the kinks worked out.
- Want to earn practically free Copeland Crypto? Mining for our Currency recourses is easy. Just buy any Copeland Coin Product, snap a picture and post it to ten unique social media platforms with #CopelandCrypto. Get each post liked 17 times by friends of friends and voila! Your account will begin to multiply like sponge bunnies!
- Easily trade Copeland Crypto with other valuable currency such as: Imagination Coins, Kingdom Coins, Chocolate Coins, and Hank Lee Palming Coins.
- Scan this code on your mobile device to sell waffles:
- Ordinary people just like you are getting into crypto and you can, too... with our non-government backed, privately owned, digitally fabricated currency, now run by a real coin company.
- Any complaints can be sent directly to kozmo@reelmagicmagazine.com , Cuz he luvs 'em!
- Any missing fine print is potentially available by subscribing here.
- And... if you got this far & you know what today's date is you have hopefully enjoyed this bit of silliness...APRIL FOOLS!
Legal Disclaimer: Copeland Crypto is not a real financial product or currency. It is not real and is not available for purchase. Happy April Fools Day! We hope you enjoyed our joke. Did we make you laugh? Share this page with friends!
